I went to sleep, visions of Danny Tanner dancing in my head, and not more than eight hours later I get on the computah and Road Runner's local news page starts up... I shit you not, the second headline is "Bob Saget to perform at Skidmore". More specifically, it's "Bob Saget - This Ain't Full House" and it's NC-17.
I will die if I don't go. This is what we dreamed about freshman year on the Drew equestrian team. I just pitched it to Marchetti (bob_saget) and hopefully he and his bonny bride will go along with it.